she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel like a drive thru vagina
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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