so explain again why im purple
no
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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