Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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