please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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