No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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