Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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