East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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