I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
BRING THE BAGELS
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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