dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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