"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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