Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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