we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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