i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am available for nakedness
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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