haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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