remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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