is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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