Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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