I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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