I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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