I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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