I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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