From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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