so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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