Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Having a random hookup so left but love u
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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