Its about making memories worth repressing
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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