Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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