Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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