I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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