Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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