I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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