thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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