Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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