I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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