He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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