id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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