Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i permit you to call me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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