one might say we're banned from that church
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Shame - the story of my life.
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