Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
jump out the window naked night went bad
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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