i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have fence marks all over my body
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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