My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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