You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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