i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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