Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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