remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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