i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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