yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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