Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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