It's Friday. Sex?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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