You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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