This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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